As I wait for my Lime Shrimp Ramen (caps most req'd; this shit be official)... I just wanted to say thanx to all the monkey sexxx talk the interweb is spewing, I can't get my mind out of the gutter. That's right. I wan't bananas.

Unfortunately, them yellow phalluses (phalli?) are not to be had at the momento, but I press on. Which is harder than it sounds, 'cause I ain't done dishes in 'round a week and the entire sink smells like the Oldest Spongebath Known To Man. I've gotta touch this tomorrow or we'll all regret it.

Other than that, what's up? Happy hour at the Opus = new staple? Who knowz... but they have the Dark and Stormies I crave.

Yes, I am listening to Jeck once again. Time for bed, tho'.