Minor Breath #2

--Knowing someone who knows the passcode to private pools on 90+ days is better than knowing why you never get written into inheritance.


--Reggaeton should not be played unless the ratio of sweaty bodies to dancefloor size has reached or surpassed physical capacity limits. If there are two people on the dancefloor? The DJ may be kneecapped.


--LES RALLIZES DENUDES. LES RALLIZES DENUDES. LES RALLIZES DENUDES.