Coming soon: A deluge of pics of my horrid physique

Gross huh? Dudes, I was not shitting when I said I was gonna start exercising again. As impetus I am posting embarrassing photos of my grody-grody every couple of weeks so y'all can cheer me on whilst cracking open another bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries. Today was day 1. It was fucking snowing. My lungs still hurt, though it was 10 hours ago. But I'M GLAD I DID IT. Yeehaw.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to eat a big ol' pasty and a ton of fucking cookies.