The soul shot known to make 'em shell shocked

I've just been informed yet again that I bear striking resemblance to a turtle. Shit is cold. But I guess it's my fault that my adams apple lends a disjoint appearance to my neck. Also, my penchant for wearing bulletproofs. What can I say, I love Fif! Anyways, like your animal-familiar is any better. I once met someone that said her power-animal was ants. Had to be real careful where you walked. I couldn't make this up.